Okay, I used to be a really big Disney fan. Like, really really huge. But ever since High School Musical, shows on Disney Channel have been getting suckier by the day.
The recent addition, the cartoon, "Pucca." I mean, URGH! Who the hell would watch a stupid show like that. Seriously, who???
Anyway thats not the point. What I really mean to say is, WHAT IS UP WITH DISNEY AND TRYING TO MAKE THEIR ACTORS SING???? ITS NOT LIKE THEY CAN SING ANYWAYS.
The culprit who started it all.....
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HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!!!
Like PUHLEAAAAZE!! Does anybody really think that those good-looking but talentless knuckleheads can sing?? Its all the wonders of technology baby. If anybody who can hear listen to their singing (you dont even have to listen closely), their singing voices are soooo sharp and squeaky. That's because it's alllllll digitized and fake!
Honestly, Zac Efron is a hottie I admit, but when he sings I feel like running and taking cover in a 10-inch soundproof room. And I swear, Vanessa Anne Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale sound like squealing piglets; their voices are so super squeaky and high. Lucas Grabeel, poor guy, he doesn't get as much publicity as the other three, but sorry honey. Singing ain't your thing.
High School Musical spawned 2 sequels - High School Musical 2 and 3. To this day I have never watched the whole of HSM 2 and I swore I wouldn't waste 11 bucks to pay to watch a faggot movie like HSM 3 in the cinema. (Sorry for the swearing but I thats what I think about the movies.)
Disney Channel then had the nerve to make another stupid musical where the cast all delude themselves into thinking that they can sing. Yes, I am talking about Camp Rock starring the Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato. This movie was better than HSM although it was still a complete rip off.
Demi Lovato.... I guess I should give her SOME credit. She's an okay singer, by no means fantastic but....... she's like those bathroom singers- pitchy but still painfully in tune (somewhat).
And I was never a fan of the Jonas Brothers. Never is and never will be. I mean they totally used the Hannah Montana tour to get famous (not saying I'm a Hannah Montana fan, that's going to be in another post). Doesn't anybody feel like they sing while suffering from constipation? They're just cute that's why they're famous.
Okay now the real reason that triggered this post.
The newest Disney Channel original movie. Dadnapped. It hasn't premiered on DC yet but they did show a music clip of its star, Emily Osment from Hannah Montana singing.
Here we go again... DC forcing its stars to sing and make our ears bleed.
Here's the video of the said music clip.
Gawd.... her voice is so blehk. There is NO melody to the music. Notice that the first five lines of the song have all the say monotonous tune because that's the only thing she can sing. I can honestly say this is one of times where I wish I was deaf. I would go on and on but I'm too lazy to type that much so thats it for now.
I pray that Disney Channel will one day return to its original purpose of bringing happiness to children instead of trying to spawn actors a.k.a tone-deaf singers.
Peace.Love.And All That.
