Tuesday, June 16, 2009

What Happened to REAL Singers????


Okay, I used to be a really big Disney fan. Like, really really huge. But ever since High School Musical, shows on Disney Channel have been getting suckier by the day.



The recent addition, the cartoon, "Pucca." I mean, URGH! Who the hell would watch a stupid show like that. Seriously, who???


Anyway thats not the point. What I really mean to say is, WHAT IS UP WITH DISNEY AND TRYING TO MAKE THEIR ACTORS SING???? ITS NOT LIKE THEY CAN SING ANYWAYS.



The culprit who started it all.....



*Drum roll*





HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!!!



Like PUHLEAAAAZE!! Does anybody really think that those good-looking but talentless knuckleheads can sing?? Its all the wonders of technology baby. If anybody who can hear listen to their singing (you dont even have to listen closely), their singing voices are soooo sharp and squeaky. That's because it's alllllll digitized and fake!



Honestly, Zac Efron is a hottie I admit, but when he sings I feel like running and taking cover in a 10-inch soundproof room. And I swear, Vanessa Anne Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale sound like squealing piglets; their voices are so super squeaky and high. Lucas Grabeel, poor guy, he doesn't get as much publicity as the other three, but sorry honey. Singing ain't your thing.



High School Musical spawned 2 sequels - High School Musical 2 and 3. To this day I have never watched the whole of HSM 2 and I swore I wouldn't waste 11 bucks to pay to watch a faggot movie like HSM 3 in the cinema. (Sorry for the swearing but I thats what I think about the movies.)




Disney Channel then had the nerve to make another stupid musical where the cast all delude themselves into thinking that they can sing. Yes, I am talking about Camp Rock starring the Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato. This movie was better than HSM although it was still a complete rip off.

Demi Lovato.... I guess I should give her SOME credit. She's an okay singer, by no means fantastic but....... she's like those bathroom singers- pitchy but still painfully in tune (somewhat).

And I was never a fan of the Jonas Brothers. Never is and never will be. I mean they totally used the Hannah Montana tour to get famous (not saying I'm a Hannah Montana fan, that's going to be in another post). Doesn't anybody feel like they sing while suffering from constipation? They're just cute that's why they're famous.





Okay now the real reason that triggered this post.

The newest Disney Channel original movie. Dadnapped. It hasn't premiered on DC yet but they did show a music clip of its star, Emily Osment from Hannah Montana singing.

Here we go again... DC forcing its stars to sing and make our ears bleed.


Here's the video of the said music clip.



Gawd.... her voice is so blehk. There is NO melody to the music. Notice that the first five lines of the song have all the say monotonous tune because that's the only thing she can sing. I can honestly say this is one of times where I wish I was deaf. I would go on and on but I'm too lazy to type that much so thats it for now.





I pray that Disney Channel will one day return to its original purpose of bringing happiness to children instead of trying to spawn actors a.k.a tone-deaf singers.


Peace.Love.And All That.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Annoying People who don't understand BRB.

Don't you just hate it when you tell someone BRB and they keep talking to you as if you just didn't excuse yourself from the conversation? For me it doesn't matter whether its through MSN or text messaging, it annoys the hell out of me. Like, hello?

BRB = be right back = I'm busy = Can't talk right now = I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU

Okay, I have to admit, my mood plays a major role. If I'm in a good mood and somebody is bothering me even after I say brb, I'll just be slightly ticked off.

But if I'm in a bad mood....
*$%#=^#&^@)(!(@ LEAVE ME ALONE!




So what if I let my emotions rule my actions sometimes? I'm a girl after all. =P

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Just A Thought...

Dictionary.com defines ordinary as of no special quality or interest; commonplace; unexceptional

Hence, you would expect something that was extraordinary to be, well, extra ordinary.
As in extra common, or in a crude way, just more blah.



Then again....



" That's an extraordinary feat!" or just simply " Extraordinary!"

Means that something is really special, out of the ordinary, amazing etc.
Dictionary.com 's definition for extraordinary is beyond what is usual, ordinary, regular, or established. Synonyms : magnificent, exceptional, outstanding etc.

Then why is the word extraordinary? Wouldn't it mean that whatever that is in question is just extra ordinary instead of spectacular?


Hmm... the wonder of the English language.




Sher's gonna call me Oxford again if she reads this post. =.= Next time i'll post something about the wonders of bananas. =D

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Wishful thinking? More like utter loss of reality.

I admit, i am something of a dreamer. I love to fantasize about a whole bunch of 'what if's and sometimes put my fantasies to words on black and white paper (figure of speech, i usually use Microsoft Word) and shape them into fictional stories. if i don't like it, i am at every liberty to change and twist it into anything i desire. But i have never ever lost sight of reality. Fantasizing and daydreaming is all fun and games, but a snap and im back to reality.





Wish i could say the same for some people. I have always known that some people were deluded, constructing their own fantasy-cum-reality. But i didn't realize the extent to which some people's delusions were. I was truly amazed by the delusions they can experience when an event which is highly normal can be twisted in their minds to become some other godforsaken thing which never happened. (Probably the last sentence is kinda confusing, but it probably is better if the depth of that sentence is not fully understood. I am not going to elaborate further in fear of offending readers).





Now, i am not trying to discriminate people who enjoy riding the imagination train. As i said, i love going on that ride frequently but i always have RealityLand in view. Hopefully, someday the party mentioned can skip the imagination train and go for a permanent cruise on a Reality liner.






Peace, Love and all that.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

in all the hype of having the PM09 class blog (http://www.pm909.blogspot.com) , i suddenly feel like blogging too. Impulsive desire i suppose. i wonder how long this blog will last before i get tired of it like my previous blog. i can picture exactly how the scene will play out in my mind when i tell my friends that i've given up blogging.... again.


in this scenario, i shall use dear old jack and hy as an example:


jack: eh, why you never update your blog wan.


me: aih, malas adi la. i lazy to go blog everyday la.


*HY slaps jack a high five* hy: haha we knew it. you sure can't stick to blogging for long wan.


me: woi, i got post in my previous blog wad!


hy: what, like 3 posts?


jack: (will mention something about my blog dying/dead)



--- End of scene.


So it would seem i have a serious case of lazy-itis. i can't help it! Well we'll see how this blog goes






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